How The Word "FUCK" Can Be Useful In Our Life

Have you ever heard someone shouting the word "Fuck" (or which is usually written "----" or censored)?

In our daily life, or in our movie-life (because some region may not have the word "FUCK" or "----"), we often heard the word "Fuck You" with his/her middle finger pointed to the blue sky. Whenever that occurs, the one who gets the word should be aware because he/she may be feel negative toward you and something bad might happen to to you. That's bad (for some people), but actually the word "FUCK" may be really useful in these days.

First, let me introduce you to the meaning of the word FUCK, based on OXFORD LEARNER'S POCKET DICTIONARY...
"FUCK" ... means ...
1. ... "have sex with (sb)." ... or ...
2. ... "(used for showing anger, annoyance, etc.)"
You see? It's not actually that bad.

Now, I'm gonna tell you something. These days, illness become more and more dangerous. People keep look for ways to prevent them. For example Bird Flu Virus just attacked some country and created panic in the whole country, some healthy people were afraid to eat chicken and some sick people because of the virus were sentenced to die. That's not a comfortable situation. Then people found the cure, at that time, many people have already dead but people who still suffer because of the illness got a slight hope that they could be cured. After that people tried to bury the threat and tried to find how to prevent it. How can they prevent it? Many way can be done to prevent it, one of them is using fuck-ination (vaccination) ... ^^;

Sorry, that's "Just A Joke" to "Break The Ice" ...
I'll tell you another thing. In today's life, looking for a job might a really suffering thing.
No job = no food = no energy = die.

So, people are trying many way to get a job quickly and easily. Let me ask you a question... for most people, how do they think that they can get a job a.s.a.p (as soon as possible)? Many people will answer... skill... education. Another question... how can you be an educated/ a skillful person? The answer is... getting into the right fuck-ulty (faculty).

Ok... that's enough... I hope the ice has "Melted Down" ...

I want to share something to you. Everytime I travel to another city or country using airplane, when the plane takes off, I always worry, will my ears be in pain? I think that's why many kids or even babies cry when they travel by plane. If that's happened, it's really "----" (censored). So, I tried to find out why and how. Some people say that that time my body isn't well, other people say it's because of pressure changes when the plane took off, and I sometimes think that a small bug may enter my ears... that's really horrible, isn't it? Other answer that is more logist is I do not eat the candies. So, I tried to eat it, keeped it in my mouth when the plane took off, and the problem solved. Some people also say that you should open your mouth when the plane took off. By the way, how can we know that toilets in the plane is occupied or not? Just read the sign, if it's said fuck-ant (vacant), it means you can use it.

My last words. "Fuck" is really a wonderful word. Look again to the definition, you may find it useful, but I think there is no way that word can be positive. "Let's fuck" ... that words really suck. My suggestion, if you want to make others angry, you may say it, but if you just want to look cool, avoid that because the word might ruin you life.

Source: kejut.com